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Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused



it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

Join the fucking 21st century america!


IMO fuck those posts where it tells you a cool nature fact but its like “HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS MOTH??  WELL SIT DOWN FUCKERS ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS LITTLE FUCKIN MOTH” and it usually is in a powerpoint and the whole thing is just exhausting like tell me about the moth without being annoying

Hi there friend, I’m sorry that there can be posts like that around sometimes. It’ll be okay. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to help out a little. I have a cute little moth to show you.

Aww, isn’t it adorable. All pink and yellow and cute. I’m just gonna let you sit with that image for a while. Not even gonna tell you what it is or anything. Just enjoy it’s fluffy cuteness.

Okay. That’s all. Have a good day friend ^o^/

  • Talking to gf about new silent hill teaser

  • Me:

    At this point I do not blame any silent hill fan from being cautious about any new silent hill game.

  • Gf:

    Well yeah.

  • Me:

    I mean, I totally understand. Like... I *LAUGHED* my way through Shattered Memories.

  • Gf:

    No! Don't even, that fucking game...

  • Me:

    No no, wait... the best part of that game.

  • Gf:


  • Me:

    The best part, and my favorite thing in Shattered Memories... the toucan.

  • Gf:

    Oh fuck you.

  • Me:

    *laughter* And that's why! That's why it's my favorite thing ever.

  • Gf:

    That fucking toucan. God...

  • Me:

    That is why it's my favorite thing in Shattered Memories, because I knew I'd get that reaction. Everyone that knows Shattered Memories knows the toucan!

  • (EDIT:

    I fucked up, I originally wrote Homecoming instead of Shattered Memories, but homecoming was pretty bad too so whatever)

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