a mermaid is stalking my blog
its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise
its a mermaid who works for the armed forces
Guns don’t kill people
Florida kills people.
I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.
In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:
A story that happened to an anonymous RPer years ago.
Anyone will be able to appreciate it (and trust me, you will), but if you are kinsmen or kinswomen to me, if you ever had to experience the shittiest of RP forums and their terrible userbases, particularly that one guy that does whatever he wants and is an asshole that clearly godmods but gets away with it because the actual mods don’t give a damn, you will find the beauty behind the ballad that much brighter.
Just trust me on this one. It’s not a particularly long read, either.
I hope you enjoy The Ballad of Edgardo
I would also highly recommend these illustrations, they’re kind of perfect: [click].
Too much awesome to be contained.
Australians on Tumblr
oh my god
America has an eagle plushy.
pseudomuse replied to your post: “this would be way better if i had a thing to put the peanut butter on”:*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
you’re cute enough, you’ll def do
We go forward.
What the fuck this is so sad….? what?
stay away from tumblr
take care everyone and make sure to wear your facemask when browsing tumblr and when you reblog posts make sure to wash your hands afterwards
Im also sick right now. Gdi tumblr.
in one of the mortal kombat games you can turn your opponent into a baby and it is called a ‘babality’
in skyrim you can eat a bee
you can do all of this in real life. its called get off the pretend box and go outside
Uhm. That suggestion is… Questionable.
For the sake of safety, please, keep the pretend box on and only eat virtual bees. This has been a public service announcement.
Aldo I’d love to see you turn a grown fucking warrior into a literal 1 year old outside of videogames. Good luck with that.
e3 will never be perfect until we get a hd fully orchestrated remaster of pong
with a fully voiced but only 2 hour campaign, a half-done leveling system, and several day-one DLC packs
Starring our hero, P. Ong, the tennis player out for revenge against those who cheated him from the championship
Of course another straight white protagonist.
oh my god