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katsplanet:

LINK TO A PETITION

EXAGGERATED, UNINFORMED, AND OVERLY DRAMATIC DESCRIPTION OF WHAT THE PETITION IS FOR

“WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES”

“TUMBLR WILL GO IF YOU DON’T SIGN THIS RIGHT NOW”

THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE YOU GUYS YOU’D BETTER FUCKING SIGN OR I’LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU WITH A SHOVEL YOU HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT

ANGRY COMPARISON TO THE HOMESTUCK KICKSTARTER

ANGRY REFERENCE TO THE FLUFFY CHICKEN

snarky and sarcastic remark commenting about how bullshit these types of posts are

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    my tumblr meme voice thing

  • Artist

    me - pseudomuse

Tumblr Voice Meme

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

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every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

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we got a couple of dalmatians

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goddammit cruella not this shit again

My wife continues to tell the kids I died, but truth is, our marriage wasn’t working. She wanted pets, a whole fleet of them nearly, that and I found out she was sleeping with that guy she lives with now.

While we were still married.

Yeah, things are rough for me, but at least I’ve got my own roof over my head now. Time was, after the divorce, that I went through some pretty heavy shit, took up drinking.

That didn’t turn out so well, ended up going from pub to pub just wasting my days away. Succumbed to drugs because I felt like a failure. Stole from work to keep money in my pockets, just so I could get that next hit, you know?

When the shakes started I knew I was in deep, admitted myself to rehab, got off the bad shit and started cleaning myself up. I may not have been there for my kids, but one day I hope to be clean enough and well-adjusted to walk my daughter down the aisle. To shake hands with my son to congratulate him for graduating without sweating from the detoxing.

Things will get better, yeah.

At least I have a roof over my head.

At least I’m seeing my way out of that darkness now.

And I’ll be able to get there someday. Because I know that I’m a good person, and good people deserve to be okay in this world.

xuchilvith:

lux-inferior:

convictorofkarma:

venil:

Open your Letter! ♥

Dear Pip, I’ve always tried to ignore you. Please keep FAR FAR away from me. -Love, Your Little Kouhai

wow rude

Dear Izzie, I’ve always tried to ignore your lack of legs. Please stop breathing my air. -Love, Anonymous

did I just get anon hate in lieu of a love letter

Dear Xuch, I’ve always disliked your womanly hands. Please keep FAR FAR away from me. -Love, imouto

Ok, did ANYONE actually get a nice letter?

Dear Peter, I’ve always been stalking you. B-But I don’t like you…that much…I think… -Love, Your Favourite Teacher ♥

Onizuka, don’t be stalking the students, we talked about this.

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